What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 01.07.2025 10:14

So they tried
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No go.
May home sales increase very slightly, but prices hit another record high - CNBC
Freaks and Cheeks
Another attempt resulted in ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Staying in This Place Too Long Could Change How You Age, Scientists Say - The Daily Galaxy
share office space ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Poop Transplants Not All They’re Cracked Up to Be - Gizmodo
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Unacceptable again!
Still no good
What are the latest interior design trends in 2025?
Everyone loved it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Loons and Moons
Have you ever had sex with sisters?
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Just Forget it!
NASA’s Webb Rounds Out Picture of Sombrero Galaxy’s Disk - NASA Science (.gov)
Thumbs down again.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No, not a chance
So, the docs changed it to read
What techniques can be used to sing like Freddie Mercury if one is unable to hit high notes?
They put up a sign reading
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
What is something you saw while on an airplane that you couldn't believe?
Still no good.
Then came..
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Next, they tried...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Nuts and Butts