What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 10:14

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So they tried

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No go.

May home sales increase very slightly, but prices hit another record high - CNBC

Freaks and Cheeks

Another attempt resulted in ...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Staying in This Place Too Long Could Change How You Age, Scientists Say - The Daily Galaxy

share office space ...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Poop Transplants Not All They’re Cracked Up to Be - Gizmodo

Unacceptable again!

Still no good

What are the latest interior design trends in 2025?

Everyone loved it.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Loons and Moons

Have you ever had sex with sisters?

Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Just Forget it!

NASA’s Webb Rounds Out Picture of Sombrero Galaxy’s Disk - NASA Science (.gov)

Thumbs down again.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Pancreatic cancer vaccines eliminate disease in preclinical studies - The Daily | Case Western Reserve University

No way

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Hysterias & Posteriors

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No, not a chance

So, the docs changed it to read

What techniques can be used to sing like Freddie Mercury if one is unable to hit high notes?

They put up a sign reading

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

What is something you saw while on an airplane that you couldn't believe?

Still no good.

Then came..

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

A hidden swarm of 'city-killer' asteroids around Venus could one day collide with Earth, simulations suggest. - Farmingdale Observer

Next, they tried...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Nuts and Butts

Australia on the verge of qualification - FIFA